Tao Te Ching Day 95: It’s like a 3D painting.

Difficult and easy bring about each other

Long and short reveal each other

High and low support each other

Music and voice harmonize each other

Front and back follow each other

TTC 2 (Lin)

Two people walk into a bar. The first person asks for a cider drink.

The bartender says, cool drink bro.

The second person orders a glass of milk.

The bartender says that will cost you extra.

The second guy asked why.

The bartender said, because our cows are sick.

The second guy says, oh well, never mind, I’ll have a bag of chicken.

The bartender says, ok here ya go.

The first guy asks if he is ever gonna get his cider.

The bartender says, oh your still here?

I love you.

Can you deal with that second person.

Wait who is talking.

I am.

Who are you?

I am the person talking.

That is unhelpful.

Ok.

The bartender went out of business the next day.

The two people were actually really thirsty.

The one who was talking left after a while.

First always goes second and last won’t be the first.

Are there tacos in space?

In The end?

If confused read backwards.

If still confused read from the 6th line up then from last line too the 6th.

If you still don’t understand read every other line from the top.

Now read every other line starting with the second line.

Published by Matthew Whiteside

I am a writer, a storyteller, a yarn-spinning freakazoid. My life is full of two things today, lessons and blessings. I write fiction mostly but I also love to write about my life and the things I go through on a daily basis. Writing it out inspires and motivates me and that's why I do it. Plus if it does that for me maybe it will for someone else too.

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