Guided Meditation

This is a 10 minute guided meditation I have recorded that came from God most likely to transform anyone that practices it. Please practice in a safe place alone or with friends. htthttps://anchor.fm/matthew-whiteside/episodes/10-minute-Transformative-guided-meditation-epkfaaps://anchor.fm/matthew-whiteside/episodes/10-minute-Transformative-guided-meditation-epkfaa

OnWords-Booger, Is it actually a Demonic force to control your Children?

On this Episode of OnWords, we discuss the word Booger and its many horrifying implications and as always I rap at the end. Please be sure to leave a comment with the word you would like me to breakdown the next episode.

OnWords- Pizza, is it actually God?

Click The Link to enjoy words. https://anchor.fm/matthew-whiteside/episodes/OnWords–Pizza-is-it-actually-God-e6fbri/a-ar3fu5  In my new Podcast, I discuss the power of words in a very smart way by reading Wikipedia and saying the word a lot.  If you want to find out all about the word Pizza then listen to this fucking Podcast, and please submit words you would likeContinue reading “OnWords- Pizza, is it actually God?”

Some One is Trying To Kill Me!!! #FridayFeeling #writingcommunity

Let me tell you about my anxiety, it’s a fucking pain in the ass and also my best chance for survival.  It’s like to fat kids on a seesaw, I need to put them both on a diet or the seesaw will break. One year ago, I was so terrified to leave my apartment thatContinue reading “Some One is Trying To Kill Me!!! #FridayFeeling #writingcommunity”

Open Mic #8 Laughing Skull Lounge- They Fucking Laughed. Success!!!

Three weeks into doing standup I was really looking forward to this show. I had been signed up for it for a month and have been working to have a respectable 4mins for the last 3 weeks. It was a sold-out crowd and there was so much good energy. I was blown away by theContinue reading “Open Mic #8 Laughing Skull Lounge- They Fucking Laughed. Success!!!”

From Dream To Reality: Doing Stand Up

  I finally made the decision to give stand up a try starting last Tuesday, I got up and started learning how to be funny on stage.  I have a long way to go and am learning a lot.  I didn’t realize the freedom of going after your dream even when you are obviously notContinue reading “From Dream To Reality: Doing Stand Up”